metaneira:

gallopingtormaunt:

I’m not posting this ironically or as a joke. I think this is an important part of love and trust.

superman gave batman a kryptonite ring in case superman ever goes nuts and needs to be taken down

officialunitedstates:

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

the daryl dixon meme — favorite quotes about daryl (3/3)

You got to stay who you are, not who you were.“

graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

keyvolution:

HAVE ALL OF THEM AT ONCE

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tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

butnotquite:

Happy Birthday, my Queen.

lalalalane:

queersailorscout:

sad-butsassy:

lieucifer:

the only girls that look cute with short hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

the only girls that look cute with long hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

The only girls that look cute:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

Glad we settled this

fendersmybaby:

risarodil:

John Green Novels | Animated Titles (more here)

I posted the LFA one earlier as a random animation practice and some of you seem to really enjoy it.. so I figured it’ll be fun to go and do the rest :)

also there are actually 19 katherines in the animation!

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